thickness

In my first few posts I aim to cover the basics of eyebrow styling and its impact upon society. The thickness of someone's eyebrows is a lesser known trait by which we judge their general aptitude at life. Unbeknown to us, we are being judged by the thickness of our eyebrows all the time. All through my life I have been haunted by the following questions - do thick eyebrows mean you are lazy? Do thin eyebrows mean you are more reliable? Do thin eyebrows make you more likeable? Do thin eyebrows make you more employable? How thin are thin eyebrows before they make you look high maintenance? Am I being rejected in the workplace for having thick eyebrows which make me look lazy and unreliable? Is it better to look lazy and unreliable than high maintenance? Do I not get attention from the opposite sex just because of the thickness of my eyebrows? Do I not get served in bars because of the thickness of my eyebrows? Do my thicker eyebrows make me look poor? Can you judge someone's social background from the thickness of their eyebrows? Eyebrow discrimination is rife.

Poor?

Lazy?

More employable?