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However much I try, I cannot escape eyebrows. They are staring at me in the mirror every morning, they are staring at me in magazines and newspapers and in Facebook photos and in YouTube videos. The focus on eyebrows everywhere in popular culture has made me seriously question my own eyebrows - are my eyebrows too thick? Do I want them to be thinner? Should they look like Sienna Miller's eyebrows? Is that the cultural norm? Are men's eyebrows focused on less than women's eyebrows? Is that wrong? Am I worrying about my eyebrows too much? Are these questions symbolic of something deeper and more meaningful, perhaps politics, or economics, or the destruction of the modern world as we know it? Or am I just really bored and wanting to satirise something. We shall find out.